i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore
i was looking through my old facebook statuses and i stumbled upon this
dear 2010 me
the future is now
cause of death: too shy to call ambulance
Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone
Someone else might have needed it more
and in that moment, a theater full of teenagers and adults burst into tears
sometimes i look back at my drawings and im like
"hey maybe i can actually pass off as a serious artist"
but then i look through my files and
I HAVE THREE WORDS THAT WILL BRING JOY TO YOUR HEART:
little league quidditch
#all brooms fly like 3 feet off the ground#the bludgers are stuffed animals#keepers often get distracted by clouds#the seekers are better at playing tag than catching the snitch#games are over when it’s naptime
The Moon sets behind the temple of Poseidon at Sounio
The evolution of answering “what time is it?”
"Time to get a watch XD"
"T̨̹̲̖͚̫̩͈i͍̰̜m̳̩̩̲̼̫̭e̵̲̻̻̼̟̱ ͏͍͉͔̪t̵̝̺o g̢̮̖̦è͈̰͍͈͓̟t̟̮͚̻̤͓̠̀ ̻̼̻c̬͟r̸͙̻̮̩ea̺̲̰̤̬͚͠ͅt̙̹̟ì̟v̳͓͖̺̀ȩ̫̼.̢"
Me giving my friends advice, knowing they probably won’t take it…….